Just a Few Quotes

• Me: “You’re not taking the gun this time?: Andreis: “Rain coming, don’t want gun get wet.”
• Andreis: “No problem, lion don’t do nothing USUALLY.”
• Hendrick: “Sleep! Elephants don’t do nothing!”
• All guides at least five times a day: “No problem, USUALLY.”
• Me: “We haven’t seen any rhinos, could we look for those today?” Andreis: “Just after we find these three lions I heard about.”
• Andreis: “We’ll find rhinos right after these six lions.”
• Andreis: “Lions, lions, lions, lions, I see lions everyday!”
• Breakfast at the Airport Grand Hotel: “Sir, are could we please get spoons for our cereal?” “Sorry, the guy with the key to the spoons isn’t here this morning.”
• “Splendid” and “Lovely” ALL of the time.

New Foods
• Crocodile fingers
• Kudu Biltong
• Impala pie
• Ostrich biltong
• Klipking (fish)


This final picture describes us perfectly!